Grandpa Salisbury’s Weight Loss system

Having become tired of expensive weight loss systems that just don't work, it is time to take the bull by the horns (so to speak ). This system will be less expensive than the various scams that are now sold for weight control, and does not require drugs, or exercise equipment.

A person will simply have his/her picture taken, each and every Birthday. The pictures will be a full body view from front and (best) side, the photo will be 11 x 14, in living color and suitable for framing, that it might be hung in a place of honor in the Living Room of the home. The uniform will be a Speedo swimsuit for men and a Bikini for females. (yes they do make great big ones). No shoes, socks, belly-bands, etc; will be allowed.

In order to get a picture of yourself off the wall, you need only wait until next Birthday, at which time you are allowed to hang the new picture (which may be more acceptable to you) though you may opt to retain the old picture.

I believe this approach will make us a leaner, meaner, Nation. If we all had to look at that picture on the wall, when we sat down to entertain our guests ( a play on words there ) we might be more inclined to stick with a weight loss plan.

Grandpa will not charge for the system, as he is interested in the health of all Americans, and you may be sure, many folks will manage dramatic weight loss, improve their health, lower their blood pressure, and have happier feet and an improved self image. If you decide to try this program, please invite me to your next Birthday Party, that I may help you enjoy the hanging of your new Picture.

Bruce L Salisbury

23 June 1999